Same Old Story

A curious twist to the same old story.

Boy meets girl. Boy wants to dominate girl. Boy tells girl he is ‘extremely catholic’ (his phrasing not girl’s) and does not believe in condoms, birth control or premarital sex.

Girl understands and tells boy she respects his beliefs.

Then boy tells girl that he does require anal and oral sex, because they are not considered ‘sex’, that ‘sex’ only relates to vaginal sex – which he does not do because of his religious beliefs. Girl tells boy that she does not have any form of sex (oral, anal, vaginal) without a condom because she firmly beliefs in safer sex. Boy tells girl that he does not use condoms because of his religious beliefs, and she will have to have anal/oral without the condom because of what his church says. Girl asks if his church agrees with him having anal and oral without protection at all – he says its not the church’s business because its not vaginal. Girl is totally confused and continues to try and understand by asking questions. Boy doesn’t talk to girl anymore because she questions his 'religious beliefs'.

Does the girl misunderstand? or is the boy being hypocritical?

If the boy is already licking the icing why doesn’t he go ahead and eat the cake?